He’s Florida’s garbage guard.
An Oakland Park man attacked a jogger with a sword in an attempt to protect a plastic dump cart that had been thrown out in the trash, police said Monday.
The big stink started July 15 when the runner stumbled upon a pile of garbage in front of a house, and decided to grab the black heavy-duty wagon, according to the Broward County Sheriff’s Office.
That’s when the rabble-rouser got upset — because he wanted the cart.
The two “exchanged words” but the jogger took the item anyway. When he got home, he realized the litter-lover had followed him, cops said.