WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senior mendacity adviser to the president, Kellyanne Conway, told reporters tonight that fans did not boo Donald Trump during Game 5 of the World Series between the Washington Nationals and the Houston Astros. Instead, Conway says that fans were dong an “alternative cheer” for him.
“Excuse me, excuse me. But why you so-called reporters asking me so-called questions about so-called things that happen to and about this man I so-called work for? What’s all your ethnicities,” Conway began her impromptu presser. “Never mind that now, we’ll get it from you later. The point is, here we are talking about a non-story, again. Just like the whole collusion with Russia thing, or the collusion with Ukraine thing. It’s all a lot of fake news. They weren’t booing the president. They were alternatively cheering him.”