“Everywhere She Went Turned Bad,” Says Man with Six Bankruptcies

Satire from The Borowitz Report  
By Andy Borowitz

“She started off in Somalia, how did that go?” tweeted the man, who paid twenty-five million dollars to settle fraud charges against a fake university bearing his name.


Article URL : https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/everywhere-she-went-turned-bad-says-man-with-six-bankruptcies

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