During Biden’s recently uncovered remarks — at the pool where he worked as “the only white lifeguard in the summer of 1962” and newly christened the Joseph R. Biden Jr. Aquatic Center — old Slow Joe was at it again in pervy splendor:
And by the way, you know, I sit on the stand, and it gets hot … I got hairy legs that … turn blonde in the sun and the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and watch the hair come back up again. They’d look at it. So, I learned about roaches, I learned about kids jumping on my lap, and I’ve loved kids jumping on my lap.