El Paso Man Comes Down From Insane Acid Trip Where He Hallucinated That He Ran For President

EL PASO, TX—An El Paso man reportedly came down from a “totally crazy” acid trip where he hallucinated that he ran for president.

“People were calling me ‘Beto’ for some reason, the press was treating me like a serious candidate. It was totally wild,” he told reporters. “Oh man, I thought I said a bunch of insane [FLOWERBED] about dismantling the Constitution and stealing everybody’s guns. And the left was just eating it up.”