Socialist Steps On Another Rake Insisting That 79 Previous Attempts Weren’t REAL Stepping On A Rake

LOS ANGELES, CA—Local socialist man Brandon Paul was doing some gardening in his front yard this morning when he had a really good idea: to step on a rake.

He’d previously stepped on 79 other rakes, each time resulting in the gardening implement smacking him in the face. But those times weren’t “real stepping on a rake,” he insisted.

At publishing time, Paul had decided he would try democratic stepping on a rake, where his friends all vote on whether he steps on the rake, and then he steps on it and smacks his face.

https://babylonbee.com/news/socialist-steps-on-another-rake-insisting-that-79-previous-attempts-werent-real-stepping-on-a-rake

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