Me-OWW: A Science Journal Says Cats Are Just as Creepy as You’d Feared. And as Hungry

Are you creeped out by cats?

For all you know, they’re planning to eat you.

And in Whitewater, Colorado, that’s exactly what a pair of felines had in mind: guys and gals for grub.

It’s certainly not a new idea — as Carolyn Rando pointed out in a Buzzfeed piece from 2015:

“Yes, your pets will eat you when you die, and perhaps a bit sooner than is comfortable.”

That’s nice.

At least, nicer than this:

“They tend to go for the neck, face, and any exposed areas first, and then, if not discovered in time, they may proceed to eat the rest of you.”

She’s right.

At the Forensic Investigation Station, over the course of several weeks, security cameras caught a couple of ambitious kitties sneaking into the “body farm” to feast on folks.

Researchers monitored the scavenger activity.

If you’re not familiar with the concept of the farm, it’s a pretty interesting setup:…


 

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