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A New York City resident told a judge she avoided $14,700 in speeding tickets by performing oral sex on several NYPD officers.
Eileen Lipstein, 57, told judge Andrew Stevens that she had already accounted for the 36 speeding violations by performing sexual services on several police officers.
Lipstein said in court that she had complied with at least 17 officers when they asked for oral sex instead of having to pay for the speeding tickets ranging between $60 to $600.
“I asked if I could pay with a blow job since I had no money and everytime officers chose the blow job and told me there would be no tickets to pay,” Lipstein told a surprised judge.
“I did everything they told me to do. I pulled out my denture, used the back of my throat and didn’t even spit afterward. I swallowed it all,” Lipstein convincingly told the judge.
Lipstein claims that several officers also asked her to perform other sexual acts on them in exchange for the speeding tickets being canceled.
“One officer told me to put his police baton up his asshole while I was giving him head and another told me to rub his badge on his balls while I licked his anus” she added, to the court’s disbelief.