Is this a baseless conspiracy theory?

Hi there, Breaking News!

I’m fairly new here although I’m wont to stalk the halls of Religion like a Valkyrie, picking up the pieces as the saying “the Internet is where Religions come to die” comes true in this, the Internet Age.

Still, enough about me. I wanted to talk about a personal theory that I had that rather vexes me recently; I’d love, if nothing more, for somebody who knows something about things to point me to some sound source of information to correct my worry.

The thing that sparked my interest first was a Wikipedia article on the mother of Donald Trump I’s three eldest children. I’ll link to it here and provide a quote:

According to Trump, she was selected as an alternate on the Czechoslovak ski team during the 1972 Winter Olympics, her specialties being the downhill and slalom.[9][10] Czechoslovakia did not send a ski team to the 1972 Winter Olympics.[11] In 1989, Petr Pomezný, Secretary General of the Czechoslovak Olympic Committee, said, “Who is this Ivana woman, and why do people keep calling us about her? We have searched so many times and have consulted many, many people, and there is no such girl in our records.”

Born in 1949, Ivana Zelníčková was born behind the Iron Curtain. She was clearly pretty talented and pretty pretty. I’m no conspiracy theorist, generally, but it would not surprise me to learn that the man the World knows as her father was her handler. If so, one tremors to ponder what Mr Putin might already know about American secrets, personnel secrets and, ahem, American personal/political secrets. Just consider three children of a Russian Asset being given Top Security clearance (against the strong advice of the Security Community, officially and unofficially)… in one sense, you couldn’t make it up… I’m almost expecting Bruce Willis to come to the rescue in my dark fantasy.

I would dearly like to have somebody relieve me of this odd idea and I imagine that amongst this lively community there’ll be some as could make a case that I’m seeing things that aren’t there!

Please?

I note that Trump started talking about becoming President around when he got with her… and somehow managed to stay afloat despite disastrous business doings with some help from Deutche Bank who are somewhat caught with their finger in an international money laundering scheme that has Mr Putin’s fingerprints all over it.

Andy Hood