Budweiser employee acknowledges having been pissing into beer tanks for 12 years

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Budweiser employee Walter Powell (alias used to keep his anonymity ) has acknowledged through a statement he has been pissing inside Budweiser beer tanks for 12 years. At 34 years old, Walter has wanted to clear up any doubt about the taste of Budweiser and has stated he’s been doing this for more than a decade just before bottling.

Walter also explained he has only worked in Budweiser Brewery Experience (Fort Collins, CO) so the rest of Budweiser made in other cities are free of piss. “Is like a Russian Roulette, sometimes when I am with my friends and they ask for Budweiser, I blush and say to myself, poor guys”.

However, we have to know the 75% of Budweiser beer is made in Budweiser Brewery Experience so surely many of us have drunk Walter’s piss. “First time I made water inside the tanks was after working 2 years, once I moved up and earned the trust of my superiors”.

Walter also said he doesn’t know why he did this “I was thinking about nothing, just the WC was too far away and I was lazy to go. I won’t do it again, from now on you all can feel the authentic Budweiser taste”.

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