Former Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler has reportedly been dealing with his ongoing divorce from actress and fashion designer Kristin Cavallari by hunting for serial killers. Chicken serial killers, that is.
In an Instagram Story posted that went viral Wednesday afternoon and into Thursday, he informed viewers that there’s a “chicken serial killer on the loose.”
“Thelma is a savage with loose morals.”
Jay Cutler is documenting the hunt for a chicken serial killer on his IG story.
Suspect number one? The cat. pic.twitter.com/g1cEAgCY0g
— 670 The Score (@670TheScore) June 24, 2020
“Okay here’s the deal … we’ve got a chicken serial killer on the loose,” he said. “We’ve lost quite a few. Tonight, we’re gonna set up a trail camera, see if it’s a coyote, a bobcat, I don’t know, a raccoon. Could be anything. Not sure, but enough’s enough.”
“These ladies are a little edgy right now, so we’ve got to figure this out. There is one other possibility. It could be an inside job. Thelma over there — well, she looks nice and sweet — is a savage with loose morals. Thelma. Hey cat! Kitty cat! I hope you don’t show up on camera tonight!”
As of Thursday morning, the perpetrator had not yet been found because no pictures had turned up from the night before.
But on the bright side, one of Cutler’s friends had dropped off more chickens: