Wolverine’s Gender Reassignment Surgery Unsuccessful Yet Again

COLD LAKE, AB—The X-Men may need to finally update to a more inclusive title, now that one of their most popular (previously male) members identifies as a woman.

“I’ve always known something was different about me, Bub,” the mutant explained while delicately applying nail polish to his long, metallic claws. “Ever since I could remember, I’ve felt like a woman trapped in adamantium trapped in a mutant trapped in a man’s body.”

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