The following is a weekend safety briefing from the famed ‘He’s a Marine’ spouse, who recently made a TikTok video providing proof of life of her Marine husband.
Be, Marines, this weekend! Ooh rah.
Don’t eat, crayons.
Scream: Essayons!
**Pom pom dance**
Strippers. No good, for wallets.
But it’s good to support them through college.
**Half jumping jack**
Boots are people, too.
Until you’re a Terminal Lance, boo.
**Kissy duck face (bringing it back!)
No, drinky, drive.
DD’s save lives.
**Bit of a twerk**
Call your CO!
If you want free rides!!! (443-555-2180)
**Hoola hoop**
#Semper fid… fidel… fid-fellas?
**Salute with left hand**
Be a Marine!!! Ooh rah.