Several White House staffers ‘bitten by zombies but refusing to self-isolate’, reports suggest

After a zombie was identified at a White House election function last week, reports indicate that several senior administration figures have continued their normal schedules despite having been bitten.

Although the President has been admitted to hospital for medical attention, many other establishment figures may also have contracted the undead virus, but are playing down the risk.

Several experts have warned the First Lady may also have been infected but after decades of being married to Trump it would be almost impossible to tell.

”There’s no clear means of transmission of the zombie plague that has been scientifically identified”, said Senator Simon Williams (R-Ohio) whilst scratching the grey and suppurating bite mark on the back of his hand.

“First we’re told it’s direct ingestion of zombie pus, and then it’s diabolical voodoo rites and now the story has been changed to ‘getting bitten’. These scientists don’t know anything and are just making it up as they go along.

”I believe my immune system will be made stronger by exposure to the disease and the risk of me turning into one of the walking dead and consuming my colleagues from this is practically nonexistent.”

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