Trump gives courage: “Anyone with a helicopter and their own medical team can defeat Corona”

In the fight against the corona virus, Donald Trump is back in the White House after his hospital stay and is encouraging the Americans. “Anyone with a helicopter and their own medical team can defeat the corona virus,” the US President said in a video message. “So there is no reason to be afraid of this disease.”

In fact, a corona infection is absolutely bearable: “Thanks to several daily tests, you know very early that you are infected. And from then on you simply consult with your team of doctors. After all, they are the best doctors in the country.”

But even those who develop worrying symptoms need not fear, according to Trump: “There are a lot of very expensive experimental treatment methods that work quickly. Just order your personal doctor to initiate the appropriate measures.”

If the going gets tough, Trump recommends having a helicopter flown into the Walter Reed military hospital. “So you don’t have to stand in a traffic jam with your armored limousine. In addition, they have excellent medical equipment, luxury rooms and even workrooms where you can write angry tweets,” said Trump.

But you don’t have to stay in the hospital long anyway. “As soon as you feel a little better, you can check out again.” Should it go downhill again, you can always be brought back in your helicopter. 

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