NASHVILLE, TN—The Commission on Presidential Debates has determined that for the 2nd and final debate that microphones will be muted while the other candidate is speaking. Unable to call out and correct Joe Biden while muted, President Trump took action and sent out a series of responses using Twitter.
This immediately caused a stir. “Hey! What kind of malarkey is this?” said Joe Biden as he saw the president firing off tweets during his response. “You can’t do that! I’m in the middle of my response, Jack.”
“WRONG! I’m the President. I can tweet as much as I want to!” the president responded on Twitter. “By the way, Sleepy Joe is a joke and his son Hunter is a total disaster!”
“Let’s just keep going, Joe,” said moderator Kristen Welker as she tried to salvage the debate. “You were just talking abou-“