I tried to pick one or two highlights, but the whole thing is worth a listen. There are parts that are over the top, as is to be expected in a monologue. At the very least, pay attention from around the 7:00 mark. His actual monologue starts at around 7:50.
I wasn’t able to find a transcript, but if anyone else can, please post it in the comments. If this is a duplicate story (again, I looked) then never mind. 🙂