- Smash the Santa statue in your neighbor’s yard and replace it with a Nativity scene.
- When the mall Santa asks you what you want for Christmas, reply “to glorify God and enjoy Him forever, AMEN.”
- When ordering at Starbucks, tell them your name is “Jesus is the reason for the season” so they will have to write that on your cup.
- Replace your pagan Christmas tree with a cross.
- If someone wishes you ‘Happy Holidays,’ just smile politely, and later slash their tires.
- Make your kids sleep in a straw-filled manger to appreciate Jesus’s birth!
For the Christians out there, what is your response when you hear about a “War on Christmas?”