10 Ways To Put Christ Back In Christmas This Year

  • Smash the Santa statue in your neighbor’s yard and replace it with a Nativity scene.
  • When the mall Santa asks you what you want for Christmas, reply “to glorify God and enjoy Him forever, AMEN.”
  • When ordering at Starbucks, tell them your name is “Jesus is the reason for the season” so they will have to write that on your cup.
  • Replace your pagan Christmas tree with a cross.
  • If someone wishes you ‘Happy Holidays,’ just smile politely, and later slash their tires.
  • Make your kids sleep in a straw-filled manger to appreciate Jesus’s birth!

For the Christians out there, what is your response when you hear about a “War on Christmas?”


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