USA is rebuilding the White House as a backdrop where Trump can continue to be “President”

If he doesn’t want to give up, things have to be done differently: In the USA, a bipartisan initiative began this week with the construction of a faithful copy of the White House. The plan: If Donald Trump does not voluntarily vacate his office for his legitimate successor Joe Biden, he may continue to be president in the lavish setting, while Biden takes over the official business in the real world.

“It has been fun for a few years now to watch it,” explains a high-ranking Republican senator who, like many other party colleagues, is currently still appeasing the president in his madness and therefore wants to remain anonymous for the time being. “But we are getting so seriously worried that we now see no other way out. If it is not withdrawn from circulation soon, it will destroy the whole country.”

In fact, the president’s entire personal environment gave the go-ahead for the daring plan to soon anesthetize Trump with a double cheeseburger with a sleeping pill and then take him to the wrong White House in a night-and-fog operation. “It is probably best for him,” confirms a wife of the president, who also wants to remain anonymous, and adds. “It is best for all of us.”

Currently still under construction: White House backdrops


After Trump’s arrival in his new domicile, an ensemble of actors as advisers and ministers should “inform” him that Joe Biden’s election fraud had finally been exposed and that after all legal votes had been counted, he had won the election. Then the actors should limit themselves to always agreeing to Trump’s ideas and praising him daily as the greatest president of all time.

Trump is also allowed to sign executive orders on a daily basis – for example for self-firing systems on the border with Mexico or the annexation of Greenland:

The aim is to fool Trump around the clock that he is still in power. “This is of course time-consuming,” explains an anonymous son-in-law of the president. “After all, Fox News has to produce fake news that reflects Trump’s ‘official acts’. Add to that the occasional fake golf course visits, fake election campaign events and fake family visits, but that still seems easier to us than to show our backbone and stand against him . “

Overall, the large-scale deception is likely to cost American taxpayers around $ 500 million a year. However, experts estimate that this is only a fraction of the damage Trump would do if he were just allowed to keep going.

There are also plans to install hidden cameras everywhere and to recoup at least part of the costs by broadcasting a new reality TV format called “The Trumpman Show”. “He certainly doesn’t mind. He loves high ratings,” said a close confidante.