Biden Loses Another Mario Kart Game After Trying To Sniff Peach’s Hair The Whole Time

CAMP DAVID—Joe Biden’s recent Mario Kart game at Camp David was reported breathlessly by excited journalists. But they didn’t report on what actually happened during the race: Biden lost horribly while trying to sniff Princess Peach’s hair on the screen the whole time.

Biden’s handlers were concerned, of course, when he selected Peach as his racer, but he was allowed to proceed into the race. Then, as soon as the Lakitu counted down from 3 and started the race, Biden let go of the wheel and leaned forward into the screen, breathing in deeply.

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