Does God Have Nipples?

Simple biology would suggest that your typical person would have two arms, two legs, ten fingers, and ten toes. These are all common things that we associate with being human and even with many mammals.

In Michelangelo’s Biblical mural that covers the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel is the Creation of Adam. This painting is the creation narrative from the Book of Genesis.

God is draped in a cloth that shows a limited amount but we have long grey hair, to a long grey beard… possibly man-boobs that develop in men during their later years are also showing pressing through the cloth.

So the question here is… does god have nipples, or a belly button? Nipples in men are from when they are a fetus with XX chromosomes thus meaning they are female, until they lose one of the X chromosomes and gain a Y. This XY is what makes them a male. However the prior XX or female status started a development process to develop nipples. So yes women before men technically…. sorry guys.

Here God has a functioning butt as is shown in Michelangelo’s mural. He is able to moon and the butt cheeks would indicate the ability to make farting or possibly have cushy sitting ability.

Note the removal of the nipples from the Greek God in Star Trek TOS.

So what are your thoughts? Does God have nipples, belly button, or maybe even a butt?