But seriously now, folks

Those of us on the unbelieving side of the fence like to point out what a tyrant the character YHWH of the Bible is.

But I think we give short shrift to what a bumbling idiot he is. 

So: Non-YHWHists–what are your favorite examples of divine stupidity? YHWHists–How do you counter?

People who amuse themselves by rehashing the same old arguments (I count myself as one) want to know!