Oh No! Biden Checks His To-Do List And Realizes He Totally Forgot To Shut Down The Virus

WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to sources, Biden is just kicking himself after looking at his to-do list for 2021 and realizing he forgot to shut down the virus. 

“Ah, dadgummit!” Biden exclaimed to a nearby potted plant while slapping his forehead. “I knew I was forgetting something! That’s too bad because it was otherwise a flawless year for me!” 

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