GROOMER ALERT: Now They’re Trying to Get to Your Kids Through Their Breakfast Cereal

(Kellogg’s Pride cereal)

 

Closing as non-compliant — Accusations of “grooming” against entire groups of people is disallowed. ~ danielsangeo


’m old enough to remember when kids’ breakfast cereal was a fun way to start the morning — especially if you were lucky enough to get a prize with your sugary treat! Remember some of these?

Kids in the early seventies could even score a real Jackson Five record with their Super Sugar Crisp cereal!

Well, all that’s changed. Now, instead of cool prizes, children are being force-fed woke messages from groomers trying to turn them into deviants.

Kellogg’s teamed up with GLADD to force diversity messages on children at the breakfast table:

“Together With Pride cereal marks the latest chapter in a years long partnership with GLAAD and is the evolution of the much-loved All Together cereal, which previously was only available online,” said Doug VanDeVelde, General Manager of Kellogg U.S. Cereal Category in a press release. “Our delicious new recipe features berry-flavored, rainbow hearts dusted with edible glitter. We can’t wait for fans to try our latest limited run.”

(Kellogg’s Pride cereal)

“Limited-edition Together With Pride cereal hits shelves across the country today, marking the latest collaboration between Kellogg Company and GLAAD,” the press release proclaimed. “LGBTQ+ icons and friends of GLAAD will start their day with the new cereal to celebrate that no matter who you are or who you love, you are too awesome to fit into a (cereal) box. Fans can get involved by joining the #BoxesAreForCerealChallenge via TikTok and for every box purchased and by uploading your receipt, Kellogg will donate $3* (up to $140,000) to support GLAAD’s efforts in accelerating acceptance and advancing equality for the LGBTQ+ community.”

So not only will your kids receive free indoctrination every time they open a cereal box, but you, dear parents, will fund GLADD’s ongoing mission to groom our children with every purchase!

(Kellogg’s Pride cereal)

But wait, there’s more! Your kids can write their pronouns on the side of the box because … well, I have no idea what the point of that is, other than to force children barely old enough to read to think about their pronouns.