AUSTIN, TX—As leadership in Texas held a press conference to give updates on the tragic school shooting in Uvalde, candidate for governor Beto O’Rourke took the time to drop by and remind everyone he’s a giant turd.
“Governor Abbott and people of Texas, my name is Robert Francis, and I am a massive turd,” he began. “I am not just a turd but a tool, and a wanker as well! Vote for me this November!”
