Evidence of existence: Archaeologists find bones of God

It is probably the most spectacular bone find of all time: As an international team of archaeologists announced on Wednesday, they apparently succeeded in recovering the remains of God during a scientific excavation in Jerusalem. The discovery of the skeleton of the head of three world religions should not only cause a stir among atheists.
Huge, male, more than 6,000 years old – these were the first indications that made the researchers suspicious when they took a look at the unusual bones. The almost completely preserved skeleton measures around 6.50 meters in length and has the typical bone structure of a white-haired bearded man.

One of the last pictures in which God can still be seen alive

None of the Dutch scientists had ever even considered that they would come across God’s bones in their work. “The skeleton initially seemed like the image of a homo sapiens – only on a much larger scale,” explained excavator Gabriel van den Berg at the completely overcrowded press conference in Jerusalem. Only later did the researchers realize that Homo Sapiens must be the spitting image of what they had found.
There is now almost no doubt as to the identity of the remains. “The age and sex of the bones, but also the 20 other winged skeletons with trumpets and the autographed first edition of the Bible, which were next to the bones, do not allow any other explanation,” says van den Berg.
A DNA comparison with the Shroud of Turin and with around a hundred preserved relic nails from the Cross of Golgotha ​​should now finally confirm the relationship to Jesus and thus the existence of God.
Once all investigations have been completed, the bones are to be buried in an ecumenical ceremony involving Christians, Muslims and Jews.

What do you think of this amazing archeological find?
All of the Judeo-Christian/Islam “believers” must be positively ecstatic.

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