The title of ‘Andrew, the pizza-loving sex offender’ has finally passed from Prince Andrew to the next in line following the arrest of Andrew Tate in Romania.
Tate, a man who has repeatedly bragged about subjugating women and forcing them into porn, was arrested on charges related to subjugating women and forcing them into porn, all after eating a pizza for the entertainment of bedroom-dwelling incels everywhere.
There is said to be relief at the Palace now that the phrase “Andrew, the pizza-loving sex offender” no longer immediately conjures up images of the eighth in line to the throne.
“Phew!” said Palace spokesperson Simon Williamson-Smythe.
“Honestly, we thought the Duke of York would take the idea of the name Andrew being synonymous with pizzas and noncing to his grave. We could not be more grateful to Mr Tate for stepping forward and claiming the title of the number one ‘pizza-loving sex-offending Andrew’.
“2022 has been a pretty rough year for the royal family, but it is quite nice to end it on such a high note.”