Donald Trump Spent $70,000 in One Year for *That* Hair?

Donald Trump’s taxes for a six-year period have been released. People more expert than I are pouring through his returns, looking for evidence of crimes, including fraud. The Trump Organization (not Trump personally) was recently found guilty of 17 counts of felony fraud, and Trump personally is currently undergoing investigation for fraud in two other jurisdictions.

One of the first things pointed out by the House Ways and Means Committee, which released a summary of his returns, was the $70,000 Trump claimed as a business deduction for hair care. That should likely be a personal expense as opposed to a business expense, but that’s neither here nor there. Isn’t the actual crime what he got for $70,000?

There are plenty of memes out there with fake hair on Trump’s noggin, but I always say, no need to lie when the truth suffices. I got my calculator out—$70,000 annually breaks down to $5,833.33 each month, or $1,346 and some change per week. Trump keeps his hair long to cover the bald spots. I don’t see him getting his hair cut more often than weekly, but who can say?

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