Ten Surefire Ways To Destroy Trump

  1. Raid Mar-A-Lago: Crap, we already did that one too.
  2. Send him on a hunting trip with Dick Cheney: Diabolical!
  3. Start WWIII and hope one of the Russian bombs hits Mar-A-Lago: The current administration is currently looking into this one.
  4. Catch him in the act of drinking Bud Light: Political suicide!
  5. Destroy democracy itself: You see, if a democracy elects Trump then we have to destroy democracy to save democracy. It’s complicated.

Approved – Sully

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