- Raid Mar-A-Lago: Crap, we already did that one too.
- Send him on a hunting trip with Dick Cheney: Diabolical!
- Start WWIII and hope one of the Russian bombs hits Mar-A-Lago: The current administration is currently looking into this one.
- Catch him in the act of drinking Bud Light: Political suicide!
- Destroy democracy itself: You see, if a democracy elects Trump then we have to destroy democracy to save democracy. It’s complicated.
Approved – Sully