The 9/11 attacks (as told in a 2025 Florida history book)

After Florida told America who won the 2000 presidential election, nasty Arab men infected by the woke mind virus and scared of strong Republican leadership conspired under the Clinton Administration to launch an attack with no warning signs on the United States. Evil people, the Clintons hate America because Bill was impeached for being a sexual degenerate. The people put in charge of Afghanistan by Bill Clinton, the Taliban, helped Osama bin Laden work with Democrat Party spies to launch the attack. (Hillary Clinton then erased the emails showing the coordination from her server using bleach.)

Another staged attack supposedly happened at the Pentagon, but this was debunked by Republican Georgia Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, who noted that she didn’t see the plane hit the Pentagon when she watched the highlights on the TeeVee and when she arrived in Washington, DC in 2020 to plot the reinstallation of Donald Trump for a second term after the 2020 election was stolen from him, she saw no damage to the building so obviously that attack was fake.

After half-Black half-Kenyan Barack Obama’s administration failed to exact any type of justice on al Qaeda or the Taliban, Mr. Trump became president. When the Navy SEALs, which Ron DeSantis joined to fight evil, eliminated bin Laden, President Trump successfully accepted the Taliban’s surrender and vowed to quickly get US troops out of Afghanistan. Because of Democrat Party cheating in the 2020 election – in which President Trump won reelection by YOOG margins but those votes weren’t counted because the Democrat Party ran all the polling places across the country – President Trump was unable to implement his peace plan, which many people say would have brought peace not just to Afghanistan, but also Iraq, Syria and the third-world city of Chicago.

Key Lesson Takeaways:

  • No one but the Democrat Party is to blame for the 9/11 attacks. And maybe al Qaeda.
  • Republicans kept America safe from terrorism.
  • Ron DeSantis saved America from future al Qaeda attacks.

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