According to the mayor, deporting all women joggers from the city should drastically decrease the number of rapes and assaults in the city committed by Venezuelan gang members and illegal immigrants.
“We vow to deport every single female jogger who is tempting people to assault them” Johnston told reporters. “Our police are working around the clock to ensure our streets are safe from these women in leggings. No more joggers, no more crime. You’re welcome, Denver.”
At publishing time, Johnston had announced a new measure to crack down on retail theft by closing every single store in the city.