In Flurry of Executive Orders Trump Accidentally Deports Himself to Panama

Amid the chaos of his first days in office, on Thursday Donald J. Trump accidentally signed an executive order deporting himself to Panama.

Elon Musk reassured reporters that Trump’s imminent departure to the Central American nation would have “no effect whatsoever” on the running of the White House, adding, “I got this.”

But news of Trump’s deportation drew an angry response from Panama’s President Jose Raul Mulino, who accused the U.S. of “trying to offload felons to our shores.”

“This will not stand,” Mulino said. “We will consider any attempt to relocate Donald Trump to Panama an act of war.”