Alarmed pilot tells LAX tower: ‘We just passed a guy in a jet pack’; FBI now investigating

The FBI has launched an investigation after an American Airlines pilot said he saw what appeared…

Rioters Beginning To Worry They Can No Longer Loot Safely

U.S.—For the past few months, the riots across America have been relatively peaceful, with people able…

So Close: Biden Gives Speech Denouncing Violins

PITTSBURGH, PA—In a rare campaign appearance outside of Delaware, presidential candidate Joe Biden very nearly gave…

Democrats Propose Mail-In Debates

U.S.—Democrats have agreed to allow Biden to debate Trump, but they are proposing an exciting, new…

Rioters Finally Stop Thanks To New Law Requiring Them To Only Burn Down Their Own Neighborhoods

U.S.—Today President Trump signed an executive order requiring all protesters to only burn down their own…

China Allows Uighurs To Display Select Political Messages On Prison Camp Uniforms

BEIJING—China announced today that Uighurs being held at their labor camps will be allowed to display…

Biden: ‘If You Thought The Republican Convention Was Good, Just Wait ‘Til We Have Our Convention!’

WILMINGTON, DE—Joe Biden conceded today that the Republican Convention was “alright,” “pretty inspiring, to be honest,”…

Leftists Fight Fascism By Marching Through Streets Forcing Everyone To Perform Their Special Salute

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Leftists announced a bold new tactic to eradicate fascism from the land today: marching in…

Nation Shocked As Jerry Falwell Jr. Doesn’t Turn Out To Be Man Of Upstanding Character

U.S.—The nation registered its great shock and surprise this week as Jerry Falwell, Jr. didn’t turn…

America Ranked #1 Place In World Where You Can Get Rich By Writing About How Awful The Country Is

U.S.—America has been voted the #1 place in the world to live if you want to…