https://www.theonion.com/postal-service-releases-stamp-with-anus-on-it-to-see-if-1837272403 WASHINGTON—In an effort to determine whether it should even bother trying anymore, the U.S. Postal…
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Sauron Builds Wall To Prevent One From Simply Walking Into Mordor
https://babylonbee.com/news/sauron-builds-wall-to-prevent-people-from-simply-walking-into-mordor BARAD-DUR—Sauron has announced a new construction project for Mordor, which is an economic and military…
National Airborne Day is coming this week. Here’s how these paratroopers plan to celebrate
On Aug. 16, 1940, soldiers from the 29th Infantry Division conducted the first official U.S. military…
Army vet told to remove Puerto Rican flag from her home
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PSYOPS officer reprimanded for providing realistic capability briefing
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Scholars: Promised Land Was Actually Flowing With Mac And Cheese From Chick-Fil-A
DEAD SEA—Scholars working in Israel have made discoveries that lead them to believe that the Promised…
Shooter Walks Free As Police Tackle, Arrest AR-15
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Christ Calls Off Plans For Return After Realizing It’s Been So Long It’ll Be Weird Now
THE HEAVENS—Admitting He would not even know what to talk about with His followers after spending…
Report: You The Only One Who Really Knows What Happened To Jeffrey Epstein
YOUR LOCATION—Confirming that everyone else had gotten it totally wrong, experts issued a report Monday indicating…
Trump nominates Guy Fieri as Chairman of Joint Chefs
FLAVORTOWN — President Donald Trump officially nominated Guy Fieri to fill the new post of Chairman…
USAF changes name to ‘US As F*ck’
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USA drohen mit Truppenabzug: Deutsche reagieren mit kollektivem Winken (US threatens to withdraw troops: Germans react with collective waving)
https://www.der-postillon.com/2019/08/usa-truppenabzug.html Freitag, 9. August 2019 Berlin (dpo) – Well then, it’s good! In response to the…