https://www.armytimes.com/news/your-army/2019/08/14/army-vet-told-to-remove-puerto-rican-flag-from-her-home/ KISSIMMEE, Fla. — A Florida homeowners association says it’s against the rules for an Army…
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PSYOPS officer reprimanded for providing realistic capability briefing
KABUL, Afghanistan – Onlookers were stunned today when Capt. Chad McCarthy, an officer with 4th Psychological…
Scholars: Promised Land Was Actually Flowing With Mac And Cheese From Chick-Fil-A
DEAD SEA—Scholars working in Israel have made discoveries that lead them to believe that the Promised…
Shooter Walks Free As Police Tackle, Arrest AR-15
https://babylonbee.com/news/shooter-walks-free-as-police-tackle-arrest-ar-15 LOS ANGELES, CA—There was an attempted shooting earlier today but luckily, the police were close…
Christ Calls Off Plans For Return After Realizing It’s Been So Long It’ll Be Weird Now
THE HEAVENS—Admitting He would not even know what to talk about with His followers after spending…
Report: You The Only One Who Really Knows What Happened To Jeffrey Epstein
YOUR LOCATION—Confirming that everyone else had gotten it totally wrong, experts issued a report Monday indicating…
Trump nominates Guy Fieri as Chairman of Joint Chefs
FLAVORTOWN — President Donald Trump officially nominated Guy Fieri to fill the new post of Chairman…
USAF changes name to ‘US As F*ck’
USAF changes name to ‘US As F*ck’ WASHINGTON — After 71 years, the U.S. Air Force…
USA drohen mit Truppenabzug: Deutsche reagieren mit kollektivem Winken (US threatens to withdraw troops: Germans react with collective waving)
https://www.der-postillon.com/2019/08/usa-truppenabzug.html Freitag, 9. August 2019 Berlin (dpo) – Well then, it’s good! In response to the…
America’s wealthy perverts unsure which of them actually staged Epstein suicide
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2019/08/americas-wealthy-perverts-unsure-which-of-them-actually-staged-epstein-suicide/ NEW YORK — Following the death of jailed multimillionaire financier and accused sex trafficker Jeffrey…
Mormons Launch Sacred Underwear Store ‘Brigham’s Secret’
https://babylonbee.com/news/mormons-launch-sacred-underwear-store-brighams-secret SALT LAKE CITY, UT—A specialty underwear shop targeting Mormons has opened in Salt Lake City’s…
Trump Rewards Himself For Great Job This Week With ‘World’s Best President’ Mug From White House Gift Shop
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-rewards-himself-for-great-job-this-week-with-1-president-mug-from-white-house-gift-shop WASHINGTON, D.C.—After a tough week dealing with several national crises, meeting with victims, and just…