Christ Calls Off Plans For Return After Realizing It’s Been So Long It’ll Be Weird Now

THE HEAVENS—Admitting He would not even know what to talk about with His followers after spending…

Report: You The Only One Who Really Knows What Happened To Jeffrey Epstein

YOUR LOCATION—Confirming that everyone else had gotten it totally wrong, experts issued a report Monday indicating…

Strip Club Entices ‘Fully Nude Stay-At-Home Moms’; Kids Quizzical

OMAHA, NE — “Mom, why would moms go naked? Why do they want naked moms?” a…

Who’s who of Jeffrey Epstein’s powerful friends, associates and possible co-conspirators

https://www.cnn.com/2019/08/12/us/jeffrey-epstein-associates-possible-accomplices/index.html Jeffrey Epstein’s death ends the criminal case against him, but his powerful friends and associates may…

Kamala Harris confronted by upset Iowa resident: ‘Leave our health care alone’

Presidential primary candidate Kamala Harris was confronted on Monday by an upset Iowa resident over the…

Police find fugitive hiding in mattress of Florida motel room

Police on the east coast of Florida found a fugitive hiding in the mattress of a…

~OFF TOPIC~ Thread for Tuesday, August 13th

Here is where Off Topic Breakers come to relax and wander about.Post away, stay off topic…

President Trump Proven Right as Third-World Countries Urge Citizens to Avoid Baltimore

https://bigleaguepolitics.com/president-trump-proven-right-as-third-world-countries-urge-citizens-to-avoid-baltimore/ The governments of Uruguay and Venezuela do not want their citizens traveling to Baltimore. —/…

Inventor builds remote-controlled DeLorean that can go 99 mph, but still doesn’t time travel

A Dutch inventor has built a Back To The Future-inspired DeLorean which can be driven using…

‘Now hiring’: Koch Foods holding job fair after Mississippi ICE raids

Koch Foods announced on Facebook that the company will host a job fair on Monday after…