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He’s back: Rudy Giuliani fully restored his dignity and social standing after finding the perfect beret for his head shape
It’s easy to forget that Rudy Giuliani was once lauded as “America’s Mayor” given the numerous…
Perils Of Tech Addiction: Teens Now Spend 98% Less Time Driving Around Drunk In Corn Fields While Blasting Quiet Riot Than In The ‘80s
As if we needed any more proof that excessive smartphone use is unhealthy for kids, new…
Yet Another Campaign Fail: Dr. Oz Just Tweeted That He Spent The Afternoon Hanging Out With The Phillie Phanatic But The Photo Clearly Shows It’s Just A Hairy, Green, Birdlike Man
Dr. Oz ’s senate campaign in Pennsylvania has been full of consistent missteps that suggest he…
Interesting But Not Damning: The FBI Has Revealed That All They Found In Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Safe Were The Love Letters He’d Never Felt Courageous Enough To Send To Lois Griffin
f you’ve been following the news about the FBI’s raid on Mar-a-Lago, you’ll be relieved to…
Suck It, New Testament: 6 Holy Books That Don’t Hold A Candle To My New Religious Text ‘Dave’s Rules’
What’s up, Dave worshippers, Dave here! Just wanted to throw together this list of so-called “holy…
Readjusting To Civilian Life: Donald Trump Keeps Accidentally Shitting All Over The Floor Because His Mar A Lago Toilet Is In A Different Place Than The White House Toilet He’s Used To
Any major change in life always requires a bit of getting used to, and according to…
6 Weasels That Will Make You Nod Your Head And Say ‘Weasels’
Get ready to nod, because here are some weasels that will make you nod and then…
Sign Of Voter Fraud? Several Black People Have Managed To Vote In Georgia
Election Day isn’t even here yet, but we’re already seeing troubling signs that anti-American liberal traitors…
Productivity FTW: Slack Has Unveiled A New Feature Where It’ll Shut Off For 20 Minutes A Day So You Can Actually Get Some Goddamn Work Done For Once
In recent years, Slack has rapidly established itself as the preeminent platform for workplace messaging, and…
Preparing For The Worst: President Trump Has Asked For Ronald McDonald To Sing ‘Sexual Healing’ At His Funeral If He Dies Of Covid-19
Ever since President Trump announced his Covid-19 diagnosis late last week, he has publicly maintained an…
LEAKED: The List Of Dependents On President Trump’s Tax Returns Makes It Clear That He Has Absolutely No Idea What Anyone In His Family Is Named
Following a bombshell report from The New York Times over the weekend that exposed years of Donald Trump’s…