Secret Service agents continue fighting over who gets to drag Donald Trump ‘kicking and screaming’ from the White House

It is three days since Donald Trump made it known he would have to be dragged…

Grifter to keep pretending ‘election was stolen’ until gullible supporters pay off all of his campaign debts

After it was revealed that at least half of all donations for Donald Trump’s legal challenges…

Americans given historic opportunity to tell Donald Trump to go f*ck himself

Americans are today being given a twice in a lifetime opportunity to tell Donald Trump to…

Joe Biden surprised to take call from Donald Trump asking for dirt on Joe Biden

US Presidential hopeful Joe Biden joined the list of people Donald Trump has called to ask…

Donald Trump slams plan to count votes in order to determine which candidate has the largest number

US President Donald Trump has hit out at plans to count all of the votes made…

Joe Biden denies links to Dick Dastardly

Dastardly, described as a double-dealing do-badder, is on record as being willing to nab, jab, stab…

Woman who has spent her entire life insisting the Pope is ‘infallible’ confident he’s wrong about ‘the gays’

Catholic Sharon Williams, 44, has spent her entire life believing the Pope – God’s representative on…

Crazy uncles worldwide distance themselves from Donald Trump

After Savannah Guthrie tried to explain to Donald Trump that the US president should not behave…

“You bet I’m a super-spreader. Not only super, I’m the BEST spreader” beams proud Trump

Donald Trump is the best spreader there is, according to himself this afternoon. After it emerged…

You have nothing to fear from Covid except an eye-wateringly large medical bill to get treatment like mine, insists Donald Trump

Donald Trump has told the American public they have nothing to fear from COVID, except an…

Several White House staffers ‘bitten by zombies but refusing to self-isolate’, reports suggest

After a zombie was identified at a White House election function last week, reports indicate that…

Elderly perverts prepare for dick-measuring contest

Tuesday 29 September 2020 Two old perves are set to go at it tonight – but…