An online satire site has today received its one-millionth comment along the lines of ‘this is…
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Bible to be rebooted with all-female cast
Bestselling book, the bible, is to be reissued and told from a female perspective. Donald Trump’s…
Man who gets all of his news from YouTube personalities reckons he’s pretty hot shit
A man who only watches unqualified journalists as his main source of information about the world…
Donald Trump demands trial by a jury of his sycophants
After being indicted for conspiracy to defraud the United States related to his actions following the…
Woke, Woke, Woke, Snowflake, Cancel Culture, Woke, screams Daily Mail
“Woke, woke, woke, woke, woke, woke, woke, woke, woke, woke, woke, woke, woke, snowflake, woke, woke,…
Elon Musk rebrands Twitter as ‘Q’, to better reflect the content since he took over
Responding to a tsunami of bots, conspiracy theories and unpleasant weirdos noisily misunderstanding simple things for…
Man who claims it’s ridiculous for trans women to self-identify as ‘women’ perfectly happy for the Nazis to self-identify as ‘socialists’
A man has today insisted that the Nazis were socialists, because it was their chosen name,…
Call for all politicians to be regularly kicked up the arse gaining widespread support
A call for politicians of all parties to be kicked up the arse once a week…
Bud Light sales spike 600% from Conservatives buying cans to shoot
Bud Light sales are booming thanks to the people who are “boycotting” them. The popular light…
Hillary Clinton hospitalised after dangerously prolonged laughing fit
Hillary Clinton has been taken to Mount Sinai hospital in New York and remains in intensive…
‘The Woke snowflakes had better not try and edit the words in my Bible’, insists man seemingly unaware there are dozens of differently edited versions of the Bible
As the ‘book censoring’ controversy continues apace with the announcement that the publishers of the James…