Woman who has spent her entire life insisting the Pope is ‘infallible’ confident he’s wrong about ‘the gays’

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You have nothing to fear from Covid except an eye-wateringly large medical bill to get treatment like mine, insists Donald Trump

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Several White House staffers ‘bitten by zombies but refusing to self-isolate’, reports suggest

After a zombie was identified at a White House election function last week, reports indicate that…

Elderly perverts prepare for dick-measuring contest

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Mandalorian bitterly regretting feeding baby Yoda after midnight

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