“Communism is anything I don’t like,” insisted a moron this morning. Simon Williams, a 31-year-old Trump…
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“Donald who?” says Republican party
The Grand Old Party of American politics has denied ever meeting Donald Trump or even knowing…
Grab-bag of Cheetos to stand in for Donald Trump at Joe Biden’s inauguration
President Trump will not be attending the inauguration of President Biden, but a suitable replacement has…
It wasn’t me, it was Antifa, claims Shaggy
Despite being caught red-handed and on-camera banging on the counter, the sofa and in the shower,…
America great again
America is now officially great again. Following the storming of the capitol building by Trump supporters,…
I got 99 problems but an awareness that phone calls can be recorded isn’t one of them, says Donald Trump
Donald Trump isn’t burdened by the knowledge that phone calls can be recorded, it has been…
‘2021 still pretty sh*t’ warn Australians
The year 2021 is still pretty shit warn Australians who have now begun bringing in the…
2020 to squeeze in a plague of locusts just before new year
The good news just keeps on coming. Just as you thought 2020 couldn’t get any worse,…
Millions of atheists get sudden urge to enjoy a bit of communal worship with their families on Christmas Day
Millions of atheists across London and the South East have had a sudden urge to go…
White House Karen still demanding to speak to whoever is in charge of elections
Despite more than six weeks having passed since the US Presidential election, the White House Karen…
Man who decided to watch a Christmas film every day in December now considering converting to Islam
Having watched ten whole Christmas films in ten days a man has decided he’d like to…
Republican Party outraged as Supreme Court rules the Emperor is not wearing any clothes
A lawsuit submitted by 17 states and 106 senators asking the Supreme Court to declare that…