El Paso Man Comes Down From Insane Acid Trip Where He Hallucinated That He Ran For President

EL PASO, TX—An El Paso man reportedly came down from a “totally crazy” acid trip where…

Elizabeth Warren Opens Casino To Help Finance Campaign

U.S.—With campaign contributions down 30% in the last quarter, you might think it’s time for Elizabeth…

Wolf to eat sun… Eternal darkness and winter to descend upon earth

Sir TainleyCOPENHAGEN (Reuters) Scientists and Astrologer at the Royal Pagan University of Denmark announced that they…

Mandalorian bitterly regretting feeding baby Yoda after midnight

T9RLetting that adorable little gremlin have a cup of soup after midnight has turned out to…

Cows don’t have fingers and can’t insult Devin Nunes on Twitter, court filing says

danielsangeoA Democratic strategist is refusing to disclose communications that could reveal the identity of anonymous Twitter…

“Everywhere She Went Turned Bad,” Says Man with Six Bankruptcies

Ranina Satire from The Borowitz Report   By Andy Borowitz “She started off in Somalia, how did…

New App Helps You Find Someone To Fake A Hate Crime Against You

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—A new app called HateFynd promises to help you find someone to commit a…

WWII Satire ‘Jojo Rabbit’ Aims to Make Everyone Laugh at Hitler

smittahAt a time when the world is facing a rise in sympathies for Nazi ideologies and…