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Upping The Ante: Trump Announces He Also Won Elections Of 1860, 1972, 2008
Having proved beyond a shadow of doubt that he is the rightful President, Donald Trump has declared…
Disaster At G7 As Biden Tackles Boris Johnson Mistaking Him For Trump
G7 Summit meetings ended in chaos today after President Biden violently tackled British PM Boris Johnson…
Pelosi Asks Omar To Clarify Ambiguous Statement That We Should ‘Kill The Jews’
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has sent a letter to Representative Ilhan Omar asking her…
CNN Hires Trump As News Anchor To Recover Lost Viewers
In order to bring back the viewers it’s lost since the 2020 election ended, CNN is…
Tensions Rise In Middle East As One Side Wants To Kill Jews And The Other Side Are Jews Who Don’t Want To Die And Neither Will Compromise
Israel has tried to get along with Palestine and other neighboring countries, but a core disagreement…
Chuck E. Cheese Oversight Board Decides To Continue To Ban Trump From The Ball Pit
In a landmark move being felt around the world, The Chuck E. Cheese Oversight Board has…
Evangelical Flips Through Book Of Revelation To Figure Out When Trump Will Be Back
America’s evangelicals are diligently searching the scriptures to find out when Trump will return to claim his…
Report: People Have Been Thinking All White Men Are Terrible But It Turns Out It’s Just Steve
There has been a growing anti-racist movement against whiteness and white males, identifying them as a…
Atheists Joyfully Celebrate ‘Meaningless Rock Hurtling Through Space’ Day
Atheists across the globe have come together to celebrate this truly magnificent day that they lovingly…
In Closing Argument, Prosecutor Tearfully Addresses Each Juror By Name, Phone Number, And Street Address
Prosecutor Steve Schleicher delivered powerful closing arguments today in the Derek Chauvin trial. In one especially touching…