Amidst the spread of COVID-19, regularly vocal anti-vaxxers are largely missing from the global conversation surrounding the pandemic. “It’s…
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Man on week-long social media break wonders why no one is at this awesome buffet
Jeremy Philips, a health and wellness expert in Toronto, has celebrated a week-long social media break…
Employees at home working hard at pretending to work
Millions of Canadians working from home due to the COVID-19 pandemic have started their days off pretending to…
Breaking: All the news happening all at once
EARTH – According to reports from every single human being’s television, social media and worried mothers,…
CDC urges Americans to stay safe by doing opposite of everything Trump says
ATLANTA, GA — Following a televised White House address, the Centers For Disease Control is urging…
Man who took 30 years to win one state considered “electable”
SOUTH CAROLINA – Joe Biden is now the presumptive nominee for the Democratic Party and the “man to…
Motorola Razr returns with all of your middle school selfies pre-downloaded
CHICAGO, IL — Motorola recently announced the re-release of the once-ubiquitous Motorola Razr which will still be a…
Trump crosses ‘start WWIII’ off his New Year’s Resolutions list
WASHINGTON D.C. – Right after ordering the assassination of Iran’s General Suleimani a satisfied Donald Trump sat back and…
Orlando rebrands as ‘Orwatero’ in anticipation of climate change
ORWATERO – In an effort to be the first city to recognize the new reality that…
North Korea threatens to blah blah, Christ, every week with these guys
PYONGYANG, NK – This week, the government of North Korea warned that if U.S. didn’t stop ticking them…