National-Security Experts Support Total Withdrawal of Trump from U.S.

A broad spectrum of national-security experts support the immediate and total withdrawal of Donald J. Trump…

Nation Celebrates Full Week of Trump Not Talking

he United States is celebrating a full week of Donald J. Trump not talking, Americans have…

Trump Defends Lawsuits: “No One Knows More About Fraud Than Me”

Donald J. Trump offered a full-throated defense of his election-related lawsuits on Thursday, arguing, “No one…

Trump Accuses New Zealand’s Prime Minister of Competently Handling the Coronavirus to Get Reëlected

Calling New Zealand’s Prime Minister “crooked and rigged,” Donald J. Trump accused Jacinda Ardern of competently…

Ivanka Trump Applies for Job as Biden’s Daughter

In what many viewed as an ominous sign for Donald J. Trump’s reëlection prospects, Ivanka Trump…

Trump Fails Cognitive Test When Asked to Remember Steve Bannon

Donald J. Trump’s stellar reputation for mental acuity took a hit on Thursday when he failed…

Nation Baffled That Former Reality-Show Host Not Prepared for This

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Millions of Americans are mystified that a former reality-show host is not prepared…