Donald J. Trump offered a full-throated defense of his election-related lawsuits on Thursday, arguing, “No one…
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Trump Accuses New Zealand’s Prime Minister of Competently Handling the Coronavirus to Get Reëlected
Calling New Zealand’s Prime Minister “crooked and rigged,” Donald J. Trump accused Jacinda Ardern of competently…
Ivanka Trump Applies for Job as Biden’s Daughter
In what many viewed as an ominous sign for Donald J. Trump’s reëlection prospects, Ivanka Trump…
Trump Fails Cognitive Test When Asked to Remember Steve Bannon
Donald J. Trump’s stellar reputation for mental acuity took a hit on Thursday when he failed…
Nation Baffled That Former Reality-Show Host Not Prepared for This
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Millions of Americans are mystified that a former reality-show host is not prepared…