Sounding an alarm on the day that Georgians head to the polls, the Republican Senate candidate…
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White Nationalists Give Mar-a-Lago Restaurant Disappointing One-Star Reviews on Tripadvisor
In the latest setback for Donald J. Trump, the restaurant at his Florida club, Mar-a-Lago, has…
Elon Musk Praised by Americans Thirsting for Content from Marjorie Taylor Greene
In what is being widely hailed as a business masterstroke, Elon Musk is receiving thunderous acclaim…
Trump to Try for Historic Third Impeachment
Stating that “no one’s ever done this before,” Donald J. Trump announced plans to be impeached…
Kari Lake Furious After Arizona Awards Her Participation Trophy
The former television anchorwoman Kari Lake became enraged after the state of Arizona attempted to present…
Trump Claims Melania Supported Oz Because She Is Attracted to Men Who Are Unfit to Govern
After laying the blame on his wife for recommending that he endorse Dr. Mehmet Oz for…
Twitter Employees Forced to Sign Affidavit Swearing They Think Elon Musk Is Cool
Under threat of imminent termination, Twitter employees are being required to sign an affidavit asserting that…
Elon Musk Says Twitter Will Give Blue Checks Only to Verified Conspiracy Theorists
In a policy shift, Twitter announced that it will bestow blue checks only on users it…
Elon Musk Begs Bots Not to Quit Twitter
Elon Musk is pleading with bots not to quit Twitter, after millions of them fled the…
Americans Seething with Envy of U.K. After Malignant Narcissist Opts Not to Run Again
Americans were seething with envy after the U.K.’s most prominent malignant narcissist decided not to run…
Herschel Walker Claims He Is Honorary Power Ranger
Hurling an October surprise into his race for the United States Senate, Herschel Walker has revealed…
Trump Sends January 6th Committee a Note from His Podiatrist
Minutes after the congressional committee investigating the January 6th insurrection voted unanimously to subpoena the former…