US President Donald Trump has once again warned that the United States is being invaded by…
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Middle East slowly becoming less afraid of American assassins
Following a second failed attempt to assassinate Donald Trump, Middle Eastern militia’s and political leaders are…
US Supreme Court rules that only the president is allowed to get an abortion
In the worst way to start any news story this decade, the US Supreme court has…
America declared the loser of the presidential debate
The first presidential debate for 2024 has wrapped up and voters have unanimously decided that the…
“Unprecedented”: Old white man faces consequences for his actions
A shocking precedent has been set in America after former US President and bankruptcy enthusiast Donald…
Jesus struggling to rise again due to rubble and debris
Carpenter and world’s first influencer Jesus Christ has confirmed he may miss his annual Easter Sunday…
“You can’t just change the Little Mermaid to be black!” complains guy who worships a white Jesus
40 year old men have taken to social media in droves today to criticise the casting…
Jesus struggling to remember when exactly he told his followers to bully trans kids
Carpenter and part time universe creator Jesus H. Christ has today been left scratching his head…