A Colorado man was left with the type of package even the hardiest of porch pirates wouldn’t touch.
A clearly drunk dude in Denver was caught on camera dropping a deuce on Scott McCoy’s front porch — and, in a stomach-churning turn of events, on himself — last Saturday morning. The doorbell camera for the front door notified McCoy, who was enjoying a ski vacation, that someone was on his porch and that’s when he saw the man leaving him the poop package.