~OFF TOPIC~ Thread for Sunday April 18th

Topless woman screaming ‘save the planet’ stopped by armed police at Philip’s funeral

The protester ran in front of a crowd near Windsor Castle following the minute’s silence for…

How To Discuss Social Justice With Your Toddler

It can be hard to communicate with toddlers these days, because they are dumb. They only…

Biden’s Fabled Bipartisanship

I haven’t seen much humor in life during the past year or so, but one thing…

Heavenly Streets Of Gold To Be Upgraded To Dogecoin

As part of an ongoing restoration project in heaven, the streets of gold in the place…

Released Man Left Jail In Stolen Police Car

Moments after being released from custody, an Arkansas man yesterday stole a police car that was…

With a sense of betrayal and relief, Afghans eye a future without U.S. troops

“To be honest, my first feeling was, I was scared,” said Asila Wardak, who is also…

‘We’re Not Tearing Up The Constitution, We’re Untearing It,’ Say Dems While Ripping The Constitution Apart

Democrats have recently proposed the controversial idea of tearing the Constitution to pieces in the name…

Floor collapses during huge party near University of Georgia

ATHENS, Ga. — At least 25 people were hurt when a floor collapsed during a massive…

Kevin McCarthy mocked for claim GOP is not party of ‘nativist dog whistles’ after Greene’s new ‘Anglo-Saxon’ caucus

After four years of a Republican President who worked almost daily to spread or lend support…